y-talks

whether it be about nothing, or everything, or anything in between, y talks.

y talks a lot. some have even said y talks too much. 

y-talks is a blog for those who like to spend their time thinking about nonsense and sometimes sensical things about the world. there is no right or wrong way of interpreting what y is saying, but they hope you find something in it. meaningful or for fun.

UTI’s

UTI’s are punishments for being beautiful.

I wrote that as I was sitting down at the prisma urgent care. And by the way I had not one, but two blueraspberry dum-dums at this point so my mouth and lips were blue. It felt really good to sit down.

I drove home crying in pain and slowly coming down with a fever. Do I have a kidney infection? Anyways as I parked the car my sister ran out laughing at me until she saw me coming out of the car bawling and she immediately comforted me as I was walking into the house. Imagine me standing hunched over in the kitchen with a blue ass mouth and lips with a high fever. I had to tell them later it was bluerasperry dum dum that had made me look like I was going to die.

It is funny how you can get a UTI from having s*x with someone and then never talk to them again.

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